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Christmas Is Not About Peace! So The Conservatards Think.

November 27, 2006


If you ever wonder why some people still think that the Bushtards are doing a good job managing the country or the occupation of Iraq, then you need go no further than Pagosa Springs Colorado. Lisa Jensen, a resident of the Loma Linda Subdivision, will be fined 25$ a day by the Loma Linda Homeowners Association every day she displays a peace sign shaped Christmas wreath.Conservatard Christmas

The Seattle Post-Intelligencer has an article detailing the actions of these“Liberal”, pro-communist in an article called Woman faces fines for wreath peace sign.


DENVER — A homeowners association in southwestern Colorado has threatened to fine a resident $25 a day until she removes a Christmas wreath with a peace sign that some say is an anti-Iraq war protest or a symbol of Satan.

Some residents who have complained have children serving in Iraq, said Bob Kearns, president of the Loma Linda Homeowners Association in Pagosa Springs. He said some residents have also believed it was a symbol of Satan. Three or four residents complained, he said.

“Somebody could put up signs that say drop bombs on Iraq. If you let one go up you have to let them all go up,” he said in a telephone interview Sunday.

Jensen, a past association president, calculates the fines will cost her about $1,000, and doubts they will be able to make her pay. But she said she’s not going to take it down until after Christmas.

“Now that it has come to this I feel I can’t get bullied,” she said. “What if they don’t like my Santa Claus?”

Kearns ordered the committee to require Jensen to remove the wreath, but members refused after concluding that it was merely a seasonal symbol that didn’t say anything. Kearns fired all five committee members.

Mr. Conservatard believes that if you look at the picture of Mrs. Jensen’s “Peace Wreath” it does seem like a dirty liberal communist trick. A trick designed to discredit our “Dear Leaders” effort to bring peace, democracy and free market reform in the Middle East at the receiving end of a 2000 pound iron bomb. Doesn’t Mrs. Jensen realize that War is Peace and Peace is War? Doesn’t Mrs. Jensen realize that promoting peace is just a subversive al-Qaeda terrorist plot designed to embolden descent in this great nation of ours?

Peace has never opened up free trade zones in hostile countries. Peace has never ensured cheap and plentiful energy resources for our nation. Peace and love don’t pay the interest on the loans to finance “Operation Iraqi Liberation Freedom” that we borrowed from the Saudi’s and China. And finally, Peace has nothing to do with ensuring massive profits for multinational military contractors and oil cartels.

America needs to stand up to these Pinko Commie liberals and take action now! We can not allow terrorist-coddling, cut and run, liberals like Mrs. Jensen to pollute the minds of our children this Christmas with notions of peace and love. The wreath should be taken down now.

The subdivision residents should form a mindless mob and storm the Jensen’s residence taking the “Peace Wreath” and burning it in effigy on their lawn. Additionally our Dear Leader Commander in Chief President Bushtard should order a direct aerial assault on the Jensen’s home, just to make an example.

Editors Note:

If you agree with Mr. Conservatard then you should run for office. 😉

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