The Conservatard

I caught a little bit of 60 minutes last night, which I know was a rerun, but one article caught my attention. In a segment called “Rewriting the Science” Scott Pelley interviewed a scientist from NASA named James Hansen.

Hansen is considered one of the premier researchers of global warming. Mr Hansen basically states that the Bush administration is restricting who he can talk to, what he can say, and is distorting his scientific findings about global warming.

“In my more than three decades in the government I’ve never witnessed such restrictions on the ability of scientists to communicate with the public.”

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James Hansen

It seems that not only are the Neo-Conservatards in the White House willing to distort, mislead, and outright lie to the American public about foreign and domestic policies. They are doing the exact same thing to scientific findings that we, the taxpayer, pay for.

I know that they Neo-Conservatards are pretty smart guys; I just wasn’t aware that they were all uniquely qualified physicists, chemists, biologists, and climatologists as well.  

Wow, it seems that we really got more of a bang for our stolen votes that I originally realized.

By the way, the previous statement is totally sarcastic and meant to shame the deceitful Neo-Conservatards that block and distort Mr. Hansen’s and other government researcher’s findings. Not to point a finger at anybody specific, but Phil Cooney might have an ideal of who I am referring to. 

A: Follow the Money!

Greg Palast hits the nail on the head with his explanation of why the US, UN, and other Middle Eastern countries are not trying to stop the ongoing conflict with Israel and Lebanon.

So why is nobody doing anything? It seems that eithr the US, NATO, Syria, Saudi Arabia, Iran or even the 4-H club could and should doing everything in their power to stop this fighting.

I think Mr. Palast has a pretty good answer.

“Maybe because mayhem and murder in the Middle East are very, very profitable to the sponsors of these characters with bombs and rockets.”

With the Israelis saying that this conflict may stretch on for weeks, Big Oil and the Neoconservatards sitting in the White House have a lot to gain from Middle East unrest and war!

It looks like Mr. Palast really is earning his pay check!

It seems that Okalahoma’s Senator James M. Inhofe is now the world’s premier expert on environmental science.

Inhofe has posted on his offical website his latest environmental desertion which disproves this whole nonsense of “Global Warming” that has recently been espoused by the “Environmentalist” formerly known as Al Gore.

While declining to watch either the Gore movie or the Brokaw documentary, the senator said he armed himself with the statements used in both.

“I know the text, and I know they are using old stuff that has been totally discredited,” Inhofe said. “Everything on which they based their story, in terms of the facts, has been refuted scientifically.”

Thank goodness I can now stop worrying about the “Big Lie” of “Global Warming” learn to love the heat!

Thanks James, it’s good to know that you are earning your paycheck.

King George “Dubya” of the Neo-Conservatards is giving his billionaire buddies yet another gift at the American tax payer’s expense. It seems that the IRS is planning on cutting half of its auditing lawyers, especially those that audit the wealthiest Americans.

I guess that King George was not happy with the near elimination of the estate tax. So what does he do? He goes thru the back door and eliminates the jobs of those that would keep tabs on the ultra rich that would still be affected by what remains of the estate tax.

Do any conservatards that make under a million dollars a year still feel that your king has your best interests at heart?

Do you still think that the Conservatards really give a rat’s fanny about fighting terrorism? I won’t go into the fact that our Conservatard president’s decision to invade Iraq actually helps the terrorists. That has been covered in numerous books and articles.

It seems that because it costs so much to sustain the Iraq occupation, George W. in is infinite conservatard wisdom has substantially reduced our military aide to Africa.

This may not seem to be a big deal on the surface until you recall that terrorists do a lot of recruitment in Africa. Remember the bombings of the two American embassies back in the 1990’s?

The upside to this under funding of military aide to Africa is that the Chinese are filling in the money gap. China is now the third larges trading partner with Africa. Good to know that the “Cold War” has ended and the communists are now are friends.

I’m still trying to figure out how to manager this site. So please be patient and hang in there.

The main goal of this site is to try and point out all the stupid, destructive and just plain mean things that Conservatards do to our great nation every day.

I’m thinking of commenting on W’s speech to the NAACP, the mess in Israel and Lebanon, and something about the stupid election tricks the GOP are trying to use in congress to get their Conservatard voter base out for the next election.

I promote people to post comments and suggest new subjects to ramble on about. I plan on inviting people I know to post any articles on this page. Hopefully The Conservatard can be used as a good medium for telling things as they are. Not what the Conservatard propaganda machine and their mainstream media lapdogs want us to believe.

To start things off correctly I should explain the Title of this Blog. I learned the term “Conservatard” from a co-worker. I had not heard it used before and frankly I was a little offended at first. Mind you I was not offended by the conservative part of the word, but the “tard” short hand for “retarded” part of the word. I didn’t feel it was fair to shame people who are mentally disabled due to a genetic trait. I especially didn’t fill it was fair to hitch the stigma of being a conservative to mentally disabled people. 

I soon overcame this dislike as I began to understand how the word is used. It is used by my co-worker and I to basically classify people who are so narrow minded, naive, and essentially stupid by choice. The people that believe that corrupt officials, Republicans, neoconservatives, big business, and the current government actually give a shit about them. The only thing that the care about is their vote or if  they make over $500,000 a year and contribute to either GOP campaigns or give the current Bush cronies jobs and stock options. 

So I apologize in advanced to any people who are mentally disabled due to genetics or other factors out of their control. I do not mean to slander or offend you by placing you in the “Conservative” camp. I know that you are good people who care about others, unlike the “Conservatards”.

Here is a good definition of conservatard that I found at http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=conservatard 

1. Conservatard

A person who is politically conservative to an extreme degree, often with no sound intellectual basis for his or her beliefs.Conservatards believe that loud volume, belligerence, and personal attacks trump logic and reasoning in any argument. In a conservatard’s eyes, logic and reasoning are used by communists and hippies to warp the minds of the innocent young, and therefore must be avoided at all costs.When engaged in political discourse, Conservatards change subjects often; preferring to point out unrelated (or even fabricated) examples of liberal folly rather than directly addressing the topic at hand. Some conservatards like to use large words like “misunderestimate” and “nukular” to impress others with their advanced grasp of English vocabulary, and by extension, their intelligence.Conservatards generally have no concept of history, and in fact, may not even be able to read above a third grade level. Most of their belief structure is dictated to them by a television.

With its recent ruling requiring intelligent design to be taught in schools,
Kansas has become the nation’s conservatard capitol.